2006-01-23 - 9:28 a.m.
This is the conversation I had with my 6 year old son on the way to school this morning:
Carson: Mom, do you think I could wrestle a pig?
Me: Why would you want to wrestle a pig?
Carson: Because I think it would be fun. But not with mud.
Me: (Wondering to myself where in the world he would've heard about pig mud wrestling) Why not with mud?
Carson: Because I wouldn't want to get my uniform dirty.
Me: Oh, OK. (What freakin' uniform is he talking about???)
